is a bloody fake. im the only real pirate here i have the parate the gun the eye patch and 200 bottles of rum to proove it so Get back down and scrub the deck haha
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I take it in the bum by my dad.
you scrub my deck. oh wait my boat isn't a piece of shit and doesn't need scrubbing because I stole all your treasure and bought my self a boat, thanks to "pimp my pirate ship" she rolls on waves XD