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14-11-2006, 12:35 AM
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Whats brown and stikey? a STICK.
How to drown a blonde- put a mirror at the botom of a pool.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? to see whats on the other side.
Irish inventions.
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PEDAL POWER WHEEL CHAIR.
WATER PROOF TEA BAGS.
EJECT BUTON ON A HELLICOPTER.
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14-11-2006, 04:27 PM
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irish jokes: submarine with windscreen wipers
motorbike with aircon
instant water just add water.
heard they found a cure for cancer : Chuck Norris's tears too bad he never cries
Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun
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14-11-2006, 04:49 PM
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hahaha chuck norris.
if you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. if you cant see Chuck Norris you may only be seconds from death.
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14-11-2006, 06:57 PM
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lol funny as, like the irish ones
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14-11-2006, 08:25 PM
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irish inventions:submarine with a fly screen
: motorbike with an ash tray
:water proof boat
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15-11-2006, 09:17 AM
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why does the boogeyman check under his bed at night? coz he is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt fear death, death fears Chuck Norris
did you know the moon was once part of the earth until Chuck Norris kicked it into orbit
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15-11-2006, 01:13 PM
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chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did!
hahahaha 
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15-11-2006, 02:25 PM
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Wen chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Irish Inventions:
Contact lenses made out of wood.
The blow-up doll for pet porcupines
The single-colored Rubik's cube
The chastity belt for lesbians
Liquid ice.
The dissolvable condom - feels just like the real thing
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16-11-2006, 08:38 PM
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whos chuck norris?
u probly think im the biggest idiot for asking this lol
but who is he?
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16-11-2006, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by binky77  whos chuck norris?
u probly think im the biggest idiot for asking this lol
but who is he? | yeah, i was going 2 ask that, no idea. Sounds cool i might make it my msn name lol
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